It is 1982. Due to the cold war, paranoia and worldwide nuclear proliferation are at unprecented levels. A small group of government scientists in Kent are commissioned to create a new and deadly type of weapon. They begin an experiment which should never have taken place. In fact, it didn’t. Except that at the time it did.

The precise details of the experiment were never fully known. What is known is that large quantities of Mallard and Plutonium were shipped to the scientists’ laboratory, along with several pan-dimensional disruptors and a quantum fibrillator. And, as anyone who has studied basic pan-dimensional hypertronics will know, ducks and plutonium just don’t mix!

Things began to go disastrously wrong. Several radioactive ponds escaped from their duck and flew into the quantum fibrillator. This caused a massive explosion in Belgium three days earlier. The very fabric of space-time was being destroyed. As the entire universe began to be sucked into another dimension, the chief scientist, in a last ditch effort to save the world, made the ultimate sacrifice.

He took the last functioning pan-dimensional disruptor, and with his one remaining hand, entered the override code, and activated the device…

It never happened.

The cold war ended.

The place in Kent where the laboratory hadn’t been was a perfectly normal house, where a perfectly normal family lived perfectly normal lives.

But there’s no such thing as a free lunch. The vast energy required to reverse the effects of the experiment had a side effect. Something evil was removed from the past, so something equally evil had to be created, some time in the future.

That time is now. That something is…

The Great 1980s Illegal Duck Experiment