Lyrics
Come aboard!
We’ve got a place for you
In total luxury
This is the best you’ll find
Come aboard!
And see all the sights
It only takes a day
You’ll never get the chance again
The original and the best
A record of man’s history
A golden age of space
You simply have to see
See the moon
As you’ve never seen her before
From fifty feet away
She won’t be there for long
Earth’s satellite
Not so very far away
See the sights
Of battles in the past
Find the spot
Where Buzz and Neil touched down
Buy a souvenir
Of this abandoned place
Fear not young sir
It’s absolutely safe
Behind fields of force
You’re protected
Though radiation lingers on
And beasts stalk the dust
Your well-being is guaranteed
When after all, we’re the original and the best
Come aboard!
See the moon!
Captain Silverpants: music, vocals, all instruments, production
Vealotron 3000: lyrics